In the bathroom late at night,
Feelin’ brave, feelin’ right,
Got a dare that’s gonna keep me lookin' tough.
Say it once, say it twice,
I’m playin' with fate and payin’ the price,
Candyman, oh, you know this prank’s enough!
Oh, Candyman, Candyman, why’d I say it twice?
Candyman, Candyman, yeah, I know it’s not wise,
Five times, don’t you show,
I was only jokin', bro!
Candyman, oh please don’t arrive,
I’ve got so much to live for in my life!
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
Are those bees? Wait, not at all!
Just a little flicker of my wild imagination.
But wait — is that a hook I see?
Somebody’s humming, could it be he?
This is what I get for my bad communication.
Oh, Candyman, Candyman, I was only playin’,
Candyman, Candyman, are you hearin' what I’m sayin’?
I don’t need honey or a thrill,
Just a quiet life, a Netflix chill.
Candyman, don’t buzz around,
Come on, dude, put that hook down!
Yeah, you haunt the legends, that’s true,
But can't we just talk it through?
I respect your taste in fashion,
Bees and hooks, oh such a passion!
But I don’t need a swarming horde,
Just leave me with my keyboard!
Now I’m runnin' down the stairs,
Feelin' his stare, feelin’ his glare,
Tripped on my own feet, fell down with flair.
Oh, Candyman, cut me slack,
I swear I won’t look back,
But if you gotta buzz, please keep it rare.
Oh, Candyman, Candyman, yeah, I got the hint,
Candyman, Candyman, no need for blood and prints.
I get it, you’re one tough guy,
And if I say it, I might die,
So I’ll keep quiet, I’ll be tame —
Just please don’t play your Candyman game!
I know the legend, I know the lore,
But let’s leave him at door number four.
Candyman, I swear I’m done,
Let’s call it quits, man, no need to run.
If you’re out there, let’s be clear,
I’ll never say it again — oh wait, is he near?