Come on down to Norman’s place, it’s cozy and discreet,
We’ve got fluffy towels and friendly smiles, and skeletons to meet.
Our showers are refreshing, though some say a bit extreme,
So check in, drop your luggage—and let out a little scream.
Welcome to Norman’s little motel, where the service is sublime,
Our mother’s watching everything, so don’t waste any time.
We’ll slice the rates, we’ll dice the fees, it’s a killer kind of deal,
At Norman’s little motel, you’re the special on our meal!
We’ve got vintage décor and taxidermy flair,
Birds on every surface, they’re stuffed with loving care.
Don’t mind the basement, that’s private real estate,
And if you hear some yelling—oh, that’s just me and Kate!
Check the guestbook, it’s quite the read,
So many folks who came in speed.
But they never wrote their Yelp reviews,
Guess they’ve all got something to lose!
Welcome to Norman’s little motel, where the service is sublime,
Our mother’s watching everything, so don’t waste any time.
We’ll slice the rates, we’ll dice the fees, it’s a killer kind of deal,
At Norman’s little motel, you’re the special on our meal!
Some call it creepy, but I call it quaint,
I run a tight ship, though my mom’s no saint.
She’s always got advice, she’s my guiding hand,
Even if her guidance leaves folks unmanned!
So if you’re feeling weary, need a place to rest your head,
Stop by our motel, though you might leave undead.
We’ve got charm, we’ve got value, we’ve got family lore,
And you’ll find your stay unforgettable… even more!
Welcome to Norman’s little motel, where the service is sublime,
Our mother’s watching everything, so don’t waste any time.
We’ll slice the rates, we’ll dice the fees, it’s a killer kind of deal,
At Norman’s little motel, you’re the special on our meal!
So pack your bags and take a chance, the vacancy sign is lit,
At Norman’s little motel, where you’ll lose more than your wit.
We hope you’ll recommend us to all your ghostly friends,
‘Cause once you’re here, it’s guaranteed—you’ll be here till the end!