Down in Derry where the sewers ain't clean,
Lives a dancin' clown with a freaky red sheen.
Got a red balloon, and a creepy old grin,
But don't be scared, he's just here to spin!
Float on down, and he'll show you a trick,
He'll pop out fast and he’ll do it real slick.
Pennywise the clown, what a fashionable guy,
Just don’t look too close into his yellow eye!
Oh, dancin’ with Pennywise, down in the drain,
He’s got jokes, but they might drive you insane!
He’s got teeth like razors, but don't you fret,
He’s the funniest nightmare you ain't seen yet!
He’s got that circus flair, but man, what a creep,
He’ll throw you a party, then eat while you sleep.
Calls himself a monster, but he’s just misunderstood,
A bit too much salt in his childhood.
He’s got Georgie's boat, floatin' with pride,
And if you're feelin’ brave, he'll take you for a ride!
So, grab that balloon, and don’t be shy,
Just hope that you’ll say your final goodbye!
Oh, dancin’ with Pennywise, what a scary delight,
He’s the only clown that’s snackin’ all night.
With a giggle and a jig, he’ll give you a thrill,
But leave with your soul, if you stand still!
Step right up, don’t be a bore,
He’s got laughs and scares, and so much more!
Wanna float? Well, that’s the deal,
Just beware, he’s got more than a meal!
Dancin’ with Pennywise, don’t be slow,
He’ll make you laugh while you scream and go!
With his red balloon and a wicked smile,
You’ll be floatin’ with him for a little while.
So if you see him wavin’ from down below,
Just remember: he's a clown, not your average foe!
Pennywise, he's the king of fright,
But at least you'll go out with a laugh tonight!
(Heh-heh, you'll float too...)